5 Things About Me

🌲 I was raised in the rural wetlands of Upstate NY with my hippie mom, 2 TV channels and a potato gun

💅🏻 I was a Silicon Valley hairstylist to tech CEOs, and now I work in tech

💃🏻 I spent quarantine learning to do the Napoleon Dynamite dance

🌁 I’ve perfected the art of parallel parking and have a fail-proof method (thanks, San Francisco! )

👩🏻‍🍳 I’m a boss on the grill and can make anything you want to eat (I love to cook whole fish)